ON A MISTY DAY, HERE'S WHAT I LOVE AND I LOATHE...

Given the vast simplification of many issues now facing us in this dark and peculiar time, I've decided to not buck the trend and instead make a few simple pronouncements about what I love and what I loathe. Note that, in keeping with the times, there is no in-between--only acceptance or rejection--and that the connections made between various things are tenuous at best, thus allowing the reader (aka the gullible public) the ability to scan things quickly on their phone...device...thing...whatever...and feel like the whole world is as connected as they are. Covfefe!

I Love: Swing Music.
I Loathe: Swing dancing types.

I Love: Cheap Smirnoff Vodka.
I Loathe: Overpriced  Chopin Vodka.

I Love: Frederic Chopin.
I Loathe: Putin Vodka

I Love: Cyd Charisse in 'Silk Stockings'
I Loathe: 'Silk Stalkings,' the TV show created by Steven J. Cannell.

I Love: Anthony Benedetto (aka Tony Bennett)
I Loathe: Anthony Scaramucci (aka Tony Self-Sucker)

I Love: 'Covfefe'.
I Loathe: Confetti. And Corvairs.

I Love: This blog.
I Loathe: Facebook.

I Love: Paulette Goddard.
I Loathe: Pam Anderson.

I Love: Vanilla Egg Creams.
I Loathe: Pam Anderson.

I Love: The lengthy comments that outraged NY Times readers post online about Donald Trump.
I Loathe: The Trump building that screwed up my view of the Chrysler Building on Lexington Avenue.

I Love: My thirteen year old son.
I Loathe: Packs of thirteen year old kids who scream on the subway.

I Love: Filmmaking.
I Loathe: Filmmaking.

I Love:When Autumn comes and 6PM becomes 5PM.
I Loathe: 6PM or 5PM without that Smirnoff.

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